Count the Giraffe

"One, Two, Free, Four, Fibe! There are two!" Jack Williamson at the Nashville Zoo's Giraffe exhibit on a rainy September, 12, 2006. He was attempting to count the three giraffe that were in plain sight.

Whatever

"Whatever, Boobie-ah..." Jack Williamson to Sarah Williamson on September 8, 2006 under his breath and from under the table after being asked three times to pick food up off of the floor that he had dropped. His response was in the most exasperated, condescending tone possible for a two year old. Jack also has a strange verbal habit of extending the last syllable of the last word in a phrase or sentance with a pronounced "ah" sound.

The Jack Stikes Back

"I'm Dars Bader! I'm Dars Bader!" Jack Williamson on September 8, 2006 as he was weilding his new "light savers" upon his dad.